dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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