I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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