so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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