Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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