Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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