I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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