he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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