Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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