We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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