I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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