If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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