Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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