like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
