i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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