How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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