He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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