i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So much rum. So many feels.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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