GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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