i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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