Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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