If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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