It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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