Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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