I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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