Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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