careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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