Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize