She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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