She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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