I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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