She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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