just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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