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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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