and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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