you guys were way drunker than both of me
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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