You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
