Did you just see the Batmobile???
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize