I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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