whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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