What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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