Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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