I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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