i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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