you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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