he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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