The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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