You smell like stripper and shame
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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