the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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