It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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