I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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