Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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