Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I supernannyed him into submission
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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