So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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