yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Randomize
